trust:

bongfucker:

trust:

compliment me

barbecue sauce

thanks

(Source: trust, via officialwhitegirls)

theraginazian:

desmond-the-creppy-bear:

srsfunny:

Soft rocks…http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

can you imagine though
you send your enemies a rather large amount of these in various sizes. you leave no return address or explanation. they open all the boxes to discover these wondrous pillows. they are reluctant to keep them but eventually they give in and integrate them into their home like the above pictures. after a few weeks or even months, theyve gotten accustomed to having them in their home and routinely relax in a large pile of the odd pillows. until one night you just take every single one back and replace them with actual rocks of the same dimensions so that when its time for them to relax and unwind from their day day fall into a pile of hard unmoving boulders. they break their spine and are paralyzed. you have won

What the fuck is wrong with you…

theraginazian:

desmond-the-creppy-bear:

srsfunny:

Soft rocks…
http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

can you imagine though

you send your enemies a rather large amount of these in various sizes. you leave no return address or explanation. they open all the boxes to discover these wondrous pillows. they are reluctant to keep them but eventually they give in and integrate them into their home like the above pictures. after a few weeks or even months, theyve gotten accustomed to having them in their home and routinely relax in a large pile of the odd pillows. until one night you just take every single one back and replace them with actual rocks of the same dimensions so that when its time for them to relax and unwind from their day day fall into a pile of hard unmoving boulders. they break their spine and are paralyzed. you have won

What the fuck is wrong with you…

(via cooknut)

lalondes:

[walks around with an entire big mac in my mouth but never actually biting down] It’s a metaphor, see: you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.

(Source: scenicroutes, via d0nn0)

ruinedchildhood:

if you ain’t talking money I don’t wanna talk

ruinedchildhood:

if you ain’t talking money I don’t wanna talk

(Source: clulopenguin, via ruinedchildhood)

This is the manliest thing I’ve ever seen.

(Source: fer1972, via naughtyconservative)

dutchster:

dennys:

lol

did dennys just meme us

dutchster:

dennys:

lol

did dennys just meme us

(via cooknut)

thirstfollower:

communistbakery:

thirstfollower:

I gave a blow job today

how did it go?

I sucked

(via d0nn0)

pupchan:

people who use the xD face are still naive and full of life. they are happier than us. do not rain on their parade

(via whoredinarygirl)